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Help me.

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Ooh.

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Explain to me the logic
of bridesmaids' dresses.

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I wish I could. Yeah.
A woman with no taste

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gets to pick out dresses
for everybody else.

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That's just wrong
is what that is.

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The color's called
"Sunday salmon." Ugh.

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You know, I'll put some
hollandaise sauce around you,

9
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and we'll fix you right up.

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She was always like this, Lori.

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She was just always
selfish and boorish.

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Ooh, there's gonna be a lot of
love at this wedding, I can tell.

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How would you like
it if the groom told you

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you had to walk around his wedding
with a big orange bow on your butt?

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I would not like it.

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Also we have the
matching shoes, headband,

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and velvet choker.

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All Sunday salmon?

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Yes. Yes.

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You know what, sweetie? I think it's gonna
be fine, it's gonna be perfectly fine.

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We'll fly to L.A.

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We'll do a little wedding,

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I'll sneak in a couple of movie
meetings, and then, you know,

24
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look at the other
ocean. So where's bad?

25
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Where's bad? We're leaving
our daughter for the first time.

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My parents are so excited to
have her, you can't believe it.

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They're literally
vibrating with joy.

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Honey, how many diapers
did you pack? 1,500.

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No, no, no, honey. They'll
buy more if they need them.

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All right. Okay. Wow,
the green pajamas?

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What's the matter?
They're not warm enough.

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Give me back.

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Ooh, really? The striped blanket?
Okay, do you wanna pack the bag?

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I gotta get ready. All right.

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What time is your plane?

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1:30. You're sure you're okay with
this whole separate planes thing?

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Yes. I'm okay with
the separate planes.

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I don't understand it, but I'm
okay with it, and that's a nice hat.

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Thank you.

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It's just that this way
if anything happens...

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Come in. No, no, sweetie.

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This way, if, God forbid,

43
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one plane goes down,
Mabel will not be an orphan.

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Okay, I get the
thinking. It's just... So?

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Who lives like
that? That's so grim.

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What's grim about
it? We're cutting in half

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the chances... Come in.

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It's me.

49
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We are cutting in
half the chances

50
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that Mabel will lose both
her parents. That's happy.

51
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That's happy, okay, yes.
But on the other hand,

52
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Come in! No, that's me.

53
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I'm saying on the other hand,

54
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we're doubling the
chances that god forbid

55
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she's gonna lose
at least one parent.

56
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Well, that's grim.

57
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You know what? Can we
just stop talking about it,

58
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'cause it's making me
very uncomfortable,

59
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plus it's hurting my hand. Okay.

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What is it? Your flight's 1:30?

61
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Yeah, yours? 3:05.

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Oh, so you mean, uh...
Yeah, separate cabs.

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That's what I'm thinking.

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Yeah. You know
what? If you want,

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we can just never
spend any time together.

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That way there's
practically no chance

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that we can die simultaneously.

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Come in! Oh, that was me.

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Hi. Look who's here!

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Mabel.

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It's Nana and Pop-pop.

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You went with Nana
and Pop pop, did you?

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Well, I wanted grandpa and
grandma, but who the hell am I?

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Oh, what a weekend
we're gonna have.

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There are so many people
who are waiting to meet you.

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Oh, my God, they're
gonna eat their hearts out.

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And isn't that what it's
really all about, huh?

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Ready for a
weekend with, with...

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Who are we again?

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Nana and Pop-pop.

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Yep, she's ready
for you, Pop-pop.

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Not Pop-pop, Pop.

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You just said Pop-pop.
No, for Mabel it's Pop-pop.

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For you it's pop. For each
generation, another pop.

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Oh, for Mabel's kids,
it'll be Pop-pop pop?

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What?

87
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Oh, come here,
you little potato, you!

88
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All right, what's going on here?

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Oh, just a little cold.

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A little cold? Pop, you
just shot your pancreas

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onto the couch there.
What's the matter?

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It's just a little cold.
I've had them all my life.

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Oh, oh, I don't know about that.

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I can't give the baby to
you if dad's got a cold.

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How could you get a cold?

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I went out Tuesday
with a wet head.

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Haven't I told you?

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Endlessly.

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You know what, take it
easy there, Mom-mom.

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Nana. Nana.

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It's never gonna catch on.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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It is Horst, the doorman.

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Yes, Horst.

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You have called for a taxicab,

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which is now waiting here.

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Oh, okay, thanks, Horst. Be down
in a minute. Got a little problem here.

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What's his name, horse?

109
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Horst, Horst.
German, with a "t."

110
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No, you didn't say
the "t." You said horse.

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No, I said the
"t." No, you didn't.

112
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Yeah, all right. You
know what? You win.

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Uh, okay, so now who are we
gonna get to watch the baby?

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Oh, come on, it's nothing.

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I'll get him some tea.

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Wait a second, wait a second.

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Joan and Debbie, what are
they doing for the weekend?

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Oh, they went to Maine. Maine?

119
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That's where their
people go for vacations.

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Yes, 'cause that's the
headquarters, yeah.

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All right. Okay,
uh... Fran and Mark.

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Fran and mark? On our sickest days,
we're better caretakers than they are.

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Ma, please. They'll be fine.

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Mark, are you there?

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Guess not. How about this?

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Your father will sleep
in the cedar closet.

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I said never again.

128
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Ira. Oh, you've
gotta be kidding!

129
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Ira will do a fine job.

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You don't remember when
you went away to tennis camp

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and you asked him
to watch your turtle?

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I'm taking the baby with me.

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Oh, no. We have such
big plans for the weekend.

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I mean, we were gonna sit in the
park and make the Millers jealous,

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and then we were
gonna sit in the lobby

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and make the
Davieses jealous, Okay.

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And then we were
gonna stay in the elevator

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until the Nussbaums came and
saw us... Okay, I get it, ma. I get it.

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Yes. Yes!

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It is Horst, the doorman.

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Yes, Horst-t-t-t-t.

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Sure, now.

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The cab has now
started its meter.

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Okay, Horst, thank you.

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It reads $2.50 and counting.

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Good to know. Thank you, Horst.

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I feel compelled
to keep you posted.

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I think it is a shameless
waste of money.

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Where I come from...
Hanging up now, Horst.

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Okay. Officially late.

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I want to tell you, Paulie,

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I never would have let
Pop-pop touch the baby anyway.

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Who? Pop-pop. That's you.

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Are you gonna travel
alone with the baby?

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Yes! Do you know how hard it is

156
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to travel alone with a baby?

157
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Yes. No, you don't!

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Okay, no, I don't.

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All right, I think I
have everything.

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Please!

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Don't take my baby!

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Ma, sometimes you gotta let go.

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You know, I think this
is really for the best.

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This is really gonna be fine,

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and you know, I know you
had your heart set on this,

166
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but you still get the dog, huh?

167
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You get the dog for the weekend,

168
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and we'll do it another time.

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I promise you will get
Mabel another time,

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And, uh, I'll make it up to you.

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Hey, hey, listen, you still
get the weekend together.

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Which... you're gonna enjoy.

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Let me tell you something,

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you're gonna sleep in
the cedar closet anyway.

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We made it. We made the plane.

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Here we go. Oof, excuse me.

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Watch it! Sorry. Oh, pardon me.

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I'm really terribly sorry.

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Oh!

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Hey! Sorry.

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Sorry. Pardon me. We're sorry.

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Here we go.

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You gotta be kidding.

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Hi. How are you, sir?

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I'm changing seats. How are you?

186
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Sir, this is a really
good baby, believe me.

187
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Well, they all look
good at the gate.

188
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But this one really is.

189
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Yeah. Right. Wait till
the ears start to pop,

190
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or you want to change
the poopy diaper

191
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and the line's too
long for the bathroom.

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Nope. Not for me.
Thanks just the same.

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Sir, trust me. I mean,
this is a beautiful baby.

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Look, come on,
look at that face.

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How peaceful, look.

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All right.

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Okay. I'll try it.

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I understand how
you feel, I really do.

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I used to be the same
exact way before I had a kid.

200
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But you know what I
found? They love movement.

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As soon as this plane takes off,

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this baby's gonna
be just sound asleep.

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Thanks just the same.

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All right, sir.

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Move your stuff.

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I'm sorry... Move your stuff.

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I didn't... Move your stuff.

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I didn't think there was
anybody sitting next to me.

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It's "move your stuff."

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All right. All right.

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Here, Let Byron sit by the window
so he can see grand canyon.

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Byron. Bywon, Bywon, does
Bywon want to see gwand Canyon?

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Excuse me, do I know you?

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Irwin, elbow room. Sorry.

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Irwin. Oh, my god. I know you.

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Lady, you're starting to
scare me. Who are you?

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Do the words "The good
room" mean anything to you?

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Oh, my God.

219
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Oh, my God, the hospital.

220
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Oh, my God, Irwin, look!

221
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I'm here. I'm looking, dumpling.

222
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It's the woman who tried to steal
our room when we had little bywon.

223
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Oh, excuse me. My contractions
were two minutes apart,

224
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and yours were four
minutes apart... I'm so glad

225
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you've put it all behind you.

226
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You just... All
right, all right!

227
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It's all blood under the bridge.

228
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So how are you? You look great.

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I'm fine, thank you.

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You know, the good room
was actually a great room.

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I'm sure it was.

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Climate-control, percale sheets.

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Even the stirrups
were a pleasure.

234
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Glad it worked out for you.

235
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So... where's your baby?

236
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Uh, we left her
at home this time.

237
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My husband and I are
going to a friend's wedding.

238
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Oh. And where is he?

239
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We took separate
flights for the baby.

240
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That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.

241
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Thank you so much.

242
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No, no, no. No, I'm sorry.

243
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I just mean Irwin and
I discussed it at length

244
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before we finally came to my
conclusion, didn't we, Irwin?

245
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Well, we just sort of...
And we decided against it.

246
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You know, it just seemed so...

247
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Stupid!

248
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You know what? I would
love to spend this flight

249
00:09:37,408 --> 00:09:38,857
just sort of relaxing,

250
00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:41,075
catching up on some reading,
kind of being by myself.

251
00:09:41,202 --> 00:09:43,823
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey. You
recognized me, you know?

252
00:09:43,961 --> 00:09:45,996
You engaged me in conversation.

253
00:09:46,134 --> 00:09:47,386
Believe me, if I could
un-engage you...

254
00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:49,480
You started in
about the good room.

255
00:09:49,618 --> 00:09:51,239
Mea culpa. Fine!

256
00:09:58,620 --> 00:09:59,724
Move over. I gotta pee.

257
00:10:03,587 --> 00:10:06,483
Excuse me, are there any empty
seats on this plane anywhere?

258
00:10:06,621 --> 00:10:08,105
I'm sorry, ma'am.
We're all full up.

259
00:10:08,243 --> 00:10:10,726
Hey! Occupado!

260
00:10:10,864 --> 00:10:13,313
What are you,
blowing glass in there?

261
00:10:15,796 --> 00:10:16,796
Perfect.

262
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:22,763
I know, I know.

263
00:10:22,901 --> 00:10:24,212
It's a little hot back here.

264
00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:25,602
Daddy's trying to

265
00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,316
do something about it. Okay.

266
00:10:28,385 --> 00:10:30,213
Hey, buddy. Hi. Huh?

267
00:10:30,351 --> 00:10:31,351
What's your name?

268
00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,111
Uh, Paul.

269
00:10:33,249 --> 00:10:34,765
Well, hey, what do you know?

270
00:10:34,903 --> 00:10:36,145
My name's Earl.

271
00:10:38,491 --> 00:10:40,042
Small world. Yeah.

272
00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,043
Hey, do you mind
if I hold your baby?

273
00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:43,733
Oh, what was that?

274
00:10:43,871 --> 00:10:45,078
I bet she stops crying.

275
00:10:46,492 --> 00:10:48,183
You know, I'd rather not.

276
00:10:48,321 --> 00:10:49,711
Come on, let me hold
the baby. Come on.

277
00:10:49,735 --> 00:10:51,218
Really, I'd rather not.

278
00:10:51,356 --> 00:10:52,735
Um, let me ask you, Earl,

279
00:10:52,873 --> 00:10:54,805
do you know how
to work these fans?

280
00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:58,323
Huh! Fans aren't the
problem, my friend.

281
00:10:58,461 --> 00:11:00,530
They're not? No.

282
00:11:00,668 --> 00:11:01,702
Well, what's the problem?

283
00:11:04,703 --> 00:11:06,048
First class.

284
00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,118
The problem is first class.

285
00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,498
They don't have any
heat. They're cold.

286
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,567
So they're cranking
it up back here

287
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,085
hoping that it wafts forward.

288
00:11:15,223 --> 00:11:16,741
Well, that's not right.

289
00:11:16,879 --> 00:11:18,362
Tip of the iceberg,
my friend. Huh?

290
00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:20,051
They got it great
in first class.

291
00:11:20,190 --> 00:11:21,569
They got the big seats,

292
00:11:21,707 --> 00:11:22,880
they got the good forks,

293
00:11:23,018 --> 00:11:25,225
they got the good orange slices.

294
00:11:25,363 --> 00:11:26,963
What do you mean,
the good orange slices?

295
00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:29,709
Oh, you never seen the
orange slices in first class?

296
00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:31,227
They're the good ones.

297
00:11:31,364 --> 00:11:32,606
None of that white flecky stuff

298
00:11:32,744 --> 00:11:33,951
from the middle of the orange.

299
00:11:34,089 --> 00:11:36,883
No, we get the slices
with the white stuff.

300
00:11:37,021 --> 00:11:38,159
I did not know that.

301
00:11:38,297 --> 00:11:39,470
Yes.

302
00:11:40,953 --> 00:11:44,195
Oh! Look at the baby.

303
00:11:44,333 --> 00:11:46,230
Hello, little girl.

304
00:11:46,368 --> 00:11:47,541
Oh, what's her name?

305
00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:49,266
Mabel.

306
00:11:49,403 --> 00:11:51,335
Oh, that's a lovely name.

307
00:11:51,473 --> 00:11:53,793
Thank you. You know, 'cause
we took a lot of heat for that.

308
00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,129
Oh. Hello, Mabel.

309
00:11:56,267 --> 00:12:00,130
Oh. Melissa, Kerri, come
on. Come see the baby.

310
00:12:02,061 --> 00:12:03,234
You snuggle-wuggle,

311
00:12:03,372 --> 00:12:06,303
you're just a little pumpkin,
that's what you are.

312
00:12:06,441 --> 00:12:08,580
Oh, there's nothing
more adorable

313
00:12:08,717 --> 00:12:10,960
than a father traveling
alone with his baby.

314
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,236
It's cute. Oh.

315
00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:14,340
Thank you.

316
00:12:14,478 --> 00:12:16,454
Oh, anything, anything we
can get you, you let us know.

317
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:17,548
Sure. Thanks. Okay.

318
00:12:17,685 --> 00:12:19,617
All right. Bye-bye, Mabel.

319
00:12:19,755 --> 00:12:24,894
Bye-bye, pumpkin.

320
00:12:25,652 --> 00:12:26,963
Oh, man, you blew it.

321
00:12:28,101 --> 00:12:29,102
What?

322
00:12:29,860 --> 00:12:31,137
They love you.

323
00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:34,241
You're the adorable father
traveling alone in 12-c.

324
00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:36,828
You had the power
to effect change,

325
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,104
and you blew it.

326
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:40,219
What are you talking about?

327
00:12:40,622 --> 00:12:41,760
The heat.

328
00:12:41,898 --> 00:12:43,243
Ask them about the heat.

329
00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:45,036
Of course. Yeah, I
should go do that.

330
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,141
I'll watch the kid.

331
00:12:48,657 --> 00:12:50,762
That's okay. I'll
take her with me.

332
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,176
All right, all right.

333
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:54,038
Come on, sweetie.

334
00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,004
Oh, look who's here,
it's your little friend.

335
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,556
I'm begging you. Okay.

336
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,075
Hi. Excuse me.

337
00:13:06,214 --> 00:13:08,006
What are you doing
here in first class?

338
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:09,800
You don't remember me?

339
00:13:09,938 --> 00:13:11,042
Sir! Like ten seconds ago.

340
00:13:11,180 --> 00:13:12,525
Look, sir... 12-c,
single father.

341
00:13:12,663 --> 00:13:13,732
Sir... Little Mabel.

342
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,698
Sir, this is first class.

343
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,181
You do not belong here.

344
00:13:17,319 --> 00:13:19,020
No, I know, I just
wanted to ask you a favor.

345
00:13:19,044 --> 00:13:20,286
Miss Krbnsk...

346
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,078
Would you like beluga
or sevruga tonight?

347
00:13:22,217 --> 00:13:23,286
Beluga, of course.

348
00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:24,425
Get out of here.

349
00:13:24,562 --> 00:13:26,597
Oh, my god, is that
Lindsay Krbnsk?

350
00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:27,908
I'm not at liberty to say.

351
00:13:28,046 --> 00:13:29,564
President of Columbia Pictures?

352
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:32,402
Sir, I've asked you nicely to return
to coach class where you belong.

353
00:13:32,426 --> 00:13:34,472
You gotta be the pope to get
a meeting with Lindsay Krbnsk.

354
00:13:34,496 --> 00:13:36,151
Sir. Get along back to coach.

355
00:13:36,289 --> 00:13:39,255
I know, but I just
wanted to ask you...

356
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,669
Hi.

357
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:45,429
Hello, little Mabel.

358
00:13:45,567 --> 00:13:49,361
Sweet little Mabel.

359
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:51,016
Is there anything
I can do for you?

360
00:13:53,672 --> 00:13:54,914
Yes.

361
00:13:55,052 --> 00:13:57,880
I just wanted to say the
coach cabin is a little hot,

362
00:13:58,017 --> 00:13:59,639
and the baby's
getting uncomfortable,

363
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,925
so I was just wondering could
we turn the heat down just a tad?

364
00:14:01,949 --> 00:14:03,916
Oh, I'm sure I can manage that.

365
00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,088
Anything else?

366
00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:07,261
Uh...

367
00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,193
Can you tell me, is
that Lindsay Krbnsk?

368
00:14:09,606 --> 00:14:10,606
Uh-huh.

369
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:11,676
Wow.

370
00:14:11,814 --> 00:14:13,056
Anything else?

371
00:14:14,849 --> 00:14:16,125
You know what? Hmm?

372
00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:17,436
The guy behind me hasn't had

373
00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:19,782
a decent orange in,
like, apparently 12 years.

374
00:14:19,919 --> 00:14:21,264
So could we find
him something...

375
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,196
Oh, by all means.
Yeah? Okay, great.

376
00:14:23,334 --> 00:14:24,334
Anything else?

377
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:25,817
Uh...

378
00:14:27,508 --> 00:14:29,887
Could I get the whole
can of tomato juice?

379
00:14:30,025 --> 00:14:31,749
Oh, sure.

380
00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:33,785
Look at you! Hah!

381
00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,578
Oh, I love you.

382
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,236
How you doin' back there,
Earl? Little cooler now?

383
00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:48,995
My God, it's like
Switzerland in January.

384
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,340
Glad to hear it.

385
00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:51,927
And this orange!

386
00:14:52,064 --> 00:14:53,065
Pretty good, huh?

387
00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:54,858
This is grade A
citrus, my friend.

388
00:14:55,617 --> 00:14:56,686
Enjoy.

389
00:14:56,824 --> 00:14:58,308
You rang, Mr. Buchman?

390
00:14:58,445 --> 00:15:02,101
Yes, um, I was wondering,
what is the film today?

391
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,550
Oh, in coach it's broken,

392
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,319
and in first class, it's
anything you want.

393
00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,068
Hmm. Okay, let me ask you,

394
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,827
if I were to give you a tape

395
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,069
and ask you to suggest

396
00:15:12,207 --> 00:15:14,000
to Lindsay Krbnsk
that she watch it Ooh.

397
00:15:14,138 --> 00:15:15,138
Could you do that for me?

398
00:15:15,242 --> 00:15:16,449
Gee, I don't know.

399
00:15:16,587 --> 00:15:18,150
You suggest it to her,
she watches a little bit,

400
00:15:18,174 --> 00:15:19,288
she doesn't like
it, take it right out.

401
00:15:19,312 --> 00:15:20,598
Mm, I don't know,
because, you see...

402
00:15:20,622 --> 00:15:22,898
You know what? And
it's really not just me,

403
00:15:23,036 --> 00:15:24,382
It's Mabel.

404
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,969
Mabel really wants Miss
Krbnsk to see the film.

405
00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:29,246
Oh.

406
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:30,728
Can Miss Krbnsk watch that?

407
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:34,143
Oh, yes, I'm sure she can. Okay.

408
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,143
Okay. Thanks very much.

409
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,523
Oh, I love you.

410
00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,663
Oh... Oh...

411
00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:48,353
Oh, good book.

412
00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:49,491
Yeah. Yeah.

413
00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,043
Terrible that he dies.

414
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,356
What? What are you
looking at? Babies fuss.

415
00:16:01,493 --> 00:16:03,184
No, no, no, I was just... What?

416
00:16:04,391 --> 00:16:06,564
Nothing. I just
miss my daughter.

417
00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,219
Oh, you had a little girl.

418
00:16:08,357 --> 00:16:09,357
Yeah. Mabel.

419
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,324
Oh, beautiful name.

420
00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:13,186
Thank you. We took
a lot of heat for that.

421
00:16:13,324 --> 00:16:16,497
Oh, well, Byron was no
day at the beach, believe me.

422
00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:18,153
I bet. Hi.

423
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:19,497
You want to hold him?

424
00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:21,015
Yeah. Can I? Sure.

425
00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,809
Hi. Come here.

426
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:26,223
Come here. Hi, cutie.

427
00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,431
You're pretty good
at that. Thanks.

428
00:16:28,568 --> 00:16:29,928
Will it be chicken
or fish tonight?

429
00:16:30,051 --> 00:16:31,120
Chicken. Chicken.

430
00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:33,811
I'm sorry. We only
have one chicken left.

431
00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,191
Well, I'm having the chicken.

432
00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:37,157
Um, okay.

433
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:38,744
I'm not dying to
have fish, but...

434
00:16:38,881 --> 00:16:42,158
If you think I'm eating airplane
fish, you are wrong, wrong, wrong.

435
00:16:44,365 --> 00:16:45,710
Byron, two words:

436
00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:47,159
Good luck.

437
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,297
Give me him.

438
00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:49,677
Okay. Two More words:

439
00:16:49,815 --> 00:16:51,195
Boarding school.

440
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,335
All because a guy
named Emil Buchman

441
00:16:59,472 --> 00:17:01,335
looked around
Vladivostok one day

442
00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:02,714
and said to his wife,

443
00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:05,163
"Gert, how do you
feel about America?"

444
00:17:08,164 --> 00:17:09,819
She liked it. Really?

445
00:17:09,957 --> 00:17:12,371
Uh-huh. Oh, she's crying.

446
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,510
Oh, my, Oh, I love
it when they cry.

447
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:17,131
Oh, you must be really
excited to know that somebody...

448
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,339
What are you doing?

449
00:17:18,477 --> 00:17:19,477
I was just gonna...

450
00:17:19,546 --> 00:17:21,649
You just turn it
right around, mister.

451
00:17:21,787 --> 00:17:23,650
Go. Okay, okay, okay.

452
00:17:23,788 --> 00:17:24,892
Stewardess?

453
00:17:25,719 --> 00:17:26,754
Yes.

454
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,410
This was wonderful.
Where did you find this?

455
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,828
I haven't heard
a thing about it.

456
00:17:30,858 --> 00:17:32,376
Well, actually, Miss Krbnsk,

457
00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:34,825
the director is
onboard this plane,

458
00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:38,170
and he's traveling with the
most adorable baby. So cute.

459
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,481
Let me ask you something.

460
00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,240
Can you send him up here?

461
00:17:42,206 --> 00:17:45,310
Up here? In first class? Yes.

462
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:48,276
But he's in coach. I understand,
but send him up here.

463
00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:49,484
But he's in coach.

464
00:17:49,621 --> 00:17:51,242
Miss Krbnsk, hi.

465
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,863
Hi, I'm Paul Buchman.

466
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:55,070
I directed the film I
think you just enjoyed.

467
00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:57,002
Oh, hello, Paul!

468
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,279
Hello, very nice to meet you.

469
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,175
And this is little Mabel.

470
00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,590
Oh, she really is cute.

471
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:06,177
Yeah. Oh.

472
00:18:06,314 --> 00:18:07,557
Please, won't you sit down?

473
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:08,694
Really?

474
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:10,040
By all means.

475
00:18:10,177 --> 00:18:11,557
Thank you so much.

476
00:18:11,695 --> 00:18:12,775
Would you like some caviar?

477
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,558
Well...

478
00:18:14,696 --> 00:18:15,903
Yes, please.

479
00:18:17,248 --> 00:18:18,731
Beluga or sevruga?

480
00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:23,974
Beluga.

481
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,561
And some chips, if you got 'em.

482
00:18:29,009 --> 00:18:31,009
Well, it's a little
nippy up here, isn't it?

483
00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:32,803
Oh, yes, I know. I'm sorry.

484
00:18:32,941 --> 00:18:34,425
Apparently some
freak back in coach

485
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,942
made them turn
down the heat actually.

486
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,080
Animals.

487
00:18:38,632 --> 00:18:40,598
Whoo, this is soft.

488
00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:44,703
Paul, I found your
film utterly charming

489
00:18:44,841 --> 00:18:46,599
and captivating and...

490
00:18:46,737 --> 00:18:48,428
Uh! Wow.

491
00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:51,911
Okay, Miss Krbnsk, you have
no idea what that means to me.

492
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,267
Well, I know that
I want to see you

493
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,336
first thing tomorrow morning

494
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,877
and discuss future projects.

495
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:57,050
Future projects?

496
00:18:58,464 --> 00:19:00,224
I would love to do that.

497
00:19:00,361 --> 00:19:02,154
And I love that
you'd love to do it.

498
00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:03,993
Well, then, I love that
back, and let's do it.

499
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,017
Ok.

500
00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:09,156
Well, I'll tell you.

501
00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:12,018
It's just amazing what having
a cute baby with you will do.

502
00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:14,788
I mean, that stewardess, she was
falling over herself to help me out.

503
00:19:14,812 --> 00:19:16,848
Even when I slipped her
the tape to give to you,

504
00:19:16,986 --> 00:19:19,228
I said, "just give it to her."
She couldn't help herself.

505
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:23,263
Yep. This one is
really paying off.

506
00:19:25,746 --> 00:19:27,470
Hang on a second.

507
00:19:27,608 --> 00:19:30,022
You mean to tell me that
you used your daughter

508
00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,678
to manipulate the fragile
sensibilities of a stewardess?

509
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,645
Bup-bup! No, I
wouldn't say that.

510
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:38,508
You did. You plied
Mabel's appeal

511
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:41,163
and took advantage of
an employee's good will.

512
00:19:41,302 --> 00:19:42,542
Bup-bup-bup! I don't know th...

513
00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:45,440
You connived

514
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:48,958
in that way that people in my
position hate more than life itself.

515
00:19:49,096 --> 00:19:50,855
Bup! Bup-bup!
No, it's... I didn't...

516
00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:52,165
Bup-bup-bup! There was no...

517
00:19:52,304 --> 00:19:53,373
Look, M. Buchman,

518
00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:55,650
I can't condone

519
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,926
or reward this kind of
behavior with a meeting.

520
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,271
You can't?

521
00:19:59,409 --> 00:20:00,929
What kind of a
professional would I be?

522
00:20:01,029 --> 00:20:02,685
Uh, you'd be a
kind professional,

523
00:20:02,823 --> 00:20:04,065
Bup! A compassionate...

524
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,238
Bup-bup-bup-bup!
Look, if there was...

525
00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,066
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!

526
00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,169
Bup! In fact...

527
00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:13,378
Miss Krbnsk, is there a problem?

528
00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:17,698
Well, I guess I
should... Bup-bup!

529
00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:19,310
I'm saying... Bup-bup!

530
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,088
Bup-bup-bup! I'm
saying I should be going!

531
00:20:23,794 --> 00:20:27,104
Okay. Let's go back to coach.

532
00:20:27,243 --> 00:20:28,243
You know what? Bup-bup!

533
00:20:34,623 --> 00:20:36,175
And what did you
say? Separate planes.

534
00:20:36,314 --> 00:20:38,107
That's right. To avoid
what? A big disaster.

535
00:20:38,245 --> 00:20:40,083
That's right. And what did
I say? No separate planes.

536
00:20:40,107 --> 00:20:41,705
That's right. And what
happened? Big disaster.

537
00:20:41,729 --> 00:20:43,418
Okay, so we're saying
I would be... Right.

538
00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:44,556
That's all I'm saying.

539
00:20:54,007 --> 00:20:58,111
Okay. It's okay.
It's okay to cry.

540
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,629
I know.

541
00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:02,698
Because you're on a
big airplane and it's scary.

542
00:21:02,836 --> 00:21:06,010
It's scary to be on
a plane, yes, it is.

543
00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:09,252
It's okay. Cry. You let it out.

544
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:12,839
We understand how
you feel. Oh, it's okay.

545
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:15,529
Would you like me to sing
baa, baa, black sheepagain?

546
00:21:16,564 --> 00:21:17,564
Excuse me.

547
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:20,806
♪ Baa, baa black sheep

548
00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:22,703
♪ Have you any wool?

549
00:21:22,841 --> 00:21:24,738
♪ Yes, sir, yes, sir

550
00:21:24,876 --> 00:21:26,808
♪ Three Bags full

551
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:28,359
♪ One for ♪